By Mike Smith
16 th of August 2016
According to Obama’s dick-sucking Vice President Joe Biden Donald Trump is not fit to be president and in fact "totally, thoroughly unqualified" to be president, calling him a dangerous voice on national security and foreign policy and even stating that Trump would have loved Stalin.
So I was wondering…considering our illustrious Communist scumbag, Msholozi Showerhead…what qualifies one to be the president of a country?
If it is the ability to read and comprehend numbers, the current New South African president (yours not mine) fails miserably? What about having at least a high school diploma? No, Zuma fails again. He only has standard one.
So how about not being corrupt? It might be a good start, but Zuma has 783 cases of fraud and corruption pending against him, apart from Nkandla, the Guptas and the oil deal in the DRC of course.
How about being of upstanding character? I would say that philandering and raping your friend’s HIV positive daughter is not really upstanding behavior.
How about trying to be the president of ALL the people in the country and not just the president of the majority? How about trying not to sing hate songs of killing farmers and other minorities? How about not bragging about how you used to beat up gays when you were younger? How about not encouraging young women to go for virginity tests?
How about having a basic idea of a Western democracy and not saying, "You have more rights because you're a majority; you have less rights because you're a minority. That's how democracy works".
Seems like the only thing that qualifies Zuma for the presidency is the fact that he is a convicted terrorist that spent ten years on Robben Island and was on the CIA’s most dangerous terrorist list until 2008.
In other words…he has “Struggle Credentials”.
Personally I think the best qualification for president is the ability to “Get the job done” as in The Raccoon Analogy which says that if you have an infestation in your basement (raccoons, rats, cockroaches…) you don’t care if the exterminator wears a toupee. You don’t care if his wife is a dumb blonde bimbo. You don’t care if he is obnoxious and swears. You want the infestation gone and he is the man who is going to take care of it. He is the man who will “get the job done”.
Problem is that in South Africa, “The Job” means different things to whites and blacks.
Blacks just want free shit. Free houses, free electricity, free water, free T-shirts, free KFC, free etc, etc, etc…
The ANC want their votes and if they are too useless to deliver good governance… The ANC will pay R50 and a bottle of booze for a vote
But the ANC voters who want the free stuff are still the moderates.
For the more extreme blacks and voters of the EFF such as in Rustenburg, I suppose “Getting the job done” means chasing all the whites out of the country and stealing all their property. To them, Kiddi Amin, Julias Malema is the presidential man.
On the other hand, most Whites just want good clean government, doesn’t matter if the president is black, white purple, whatsoever. They want the Springboks to win, doesn’t matter if they are pink, blue or silver.
But the other whites in South Africa need a homegrown version of Donald Trump; a man with balls that can get rid of the infestation. A man that can get the job done…Problem is that even if such a man exists and you can find him, he won’t have any followers. South African men rather pay big bucks to go to Mighty Men concerts to pray and hope for better days…That is their version of “Getting the job done”.