By Mike Smith
5th of August 2016
The voting farce is over, the counts almost finished and time to analyse the results.
To all of those who voted for the Cape Party, even if your votes were lost, thrown away or simply ignored and not counted by the corrupt IEC (ANC puppets)... thank you. Thank you for showing the rest of South Africa that a few thousand thinking and sane people are still alive in this Godforsaken Azania Mania and may you and the Cape Party go from strength to strength. You are true geniuses; the visionaries we need. In a future Cape Republic you will all get minister, deputy minister, directors general and other top management posts.
To the rest of you...You have proven yourselves to be mediocre voting fodder for the Marxist ANC and the Socialist DA. Bunch of lemmings and ‘Useful Idiots’ as Lenin called you lot.
To those who voted for the ANC...I hope you stop all your “Service Delivery Protests” now.
You had the chance to make a difference and make a definitive change. You had the opportunity to vote those who never deliver out of power and the DA in, but you didn’t. You had the examples of the Western Cape and Cape Town specifically to see who the lesser of two evils is and who governs better.
You...fuckwits that you are...still went out and voted for the utterly useless, corrupt and thieving ANC. You must love getting fucked over day by day. Please do not complain now when they don’t deliver. Don’t complain when you don’t have water, electricity and sewage systems. Don’t complain when your barely literate, ANC educated, children cannot find jobs. Don’t complain that your hospitals are falling apart and your babies are dying. Don’t complain that your RDP houses are falling apart. Just sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and enjoy the corruption and theft you endorsed you miserable retards.

To those of you who voted for the EFF...well, you cannot legally be held responsible for your actions. Your fuckwit leader gave you a piece of his mind and you decided to hold on to it and actually voted for him. You must have the collective IQ of a deep sea tube worm. What were you thinking? What would you have done if you won? Make him president and pull a Zimbabwe?
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